Linda Ransom has allegedly been stalking Jeff Goldblum for 10 years. In June, Goldblum secured a three-year restraining order against her. Last night she broke the restraining order by showing up to one of his performances in LA and was promptly arrested.
A few things:
1) Jeff Goldblum has a stalker? Jeff Goldblum? Really? You don’t have anything better to do with your time, like say stalk Denzel Washington or something?
2) Have you seen Jeff Goldblum’s PayPal commercials? I’m not sure he’s really one to be pointing stalking fingers. I’m fairly certain he’s stalking PayPal. I know PayPal is a company and not a person, but I’m fairly certain that makes no difference to Jeff Goldblum. He could stalk the concept of pooping if he wanted to.
3) Really? Someone’s been stalking Jeff Goldblum?
In all seriousness, Goldblum got the restraining order because he claimed that Ransom constantly followed him in public, showed up at his house uninvited, and appeared on multiple occasions at his stage performances in NYC and L.A. And even after he personally sought and achieved a restraining order she defied it to show up at his show. That sounds like a dangerous person. It’s probably a good thing she’s in jail.