This frees up so many possibilities.
Relax, the fine establishments are still open for business.
A guy goes into a Burger King in Japan and just for the hell of it, orders a Whopper with exactly 1,050 strips of bacon. And they made it for him, for a price of around $80. They weren’t kidding about having it your way. May he rest in peace.
Every week I pick five things that made me proud to be an American. This week, it was damn easy: fast food, beer, football and Freebird.
Every week, I pick five things that happened in the Land of the Free that made me glad I don’t live in Venezuela or Canada or some other hellhole. Let’s get on it!