Lady Arrested for Calling 911 to Thank Cop for Sandwich

A lady in Florida was arrested for misuse of emergency phone lines on Saturday. Christine Lee Brown, a 51-year-old resident of Palm Bay, made the 9-1-1 call a total of six times in an attempt to thank Sheriff Jack Parker for providing her with a bologna sandwich during a previous prison stay.

Police were dispatched to Brown’s house and could be heard entering the residence during the sixth call.

Brown is being held on $3,000 bail at the Brevard County Jail Complex. No court date has been set yet. I feel like the cops kind of dropped the ball on punishing her though. Sure, she may be in jail, but that also means that she gets all the bologna sandwiches she wants.

I don’t know what Sheriff Parker put into that sandwich but it must have been awesome. I can imagine her eating the sandwich sounded something like this:
Lonely LOVES Her Bacon Sundae – @OpieRadio LINK BELOW FOR ALL VIDS SHE'S INThis is the lady from the Oh ,I've McFallen video. HERE'S THE PLAYLIST OF ALL THE VIDEOS SHE'S IN:… Subscribe to OpieRadio – Website – Twitter – (ORIGINAL VIDEO) Lonely woman at Burger King gets ORGASMIC as she eats the new Bacon Sundae. SiriusXM – Facebook – Google+ -…2012-06-15T19:10:46.000Z

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