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  • TRAGIC END: Dolphin Trapped in Squalid Gowanus Canal Dies

    A tragic end as the beautiful mammal succumbs to human filth.

  • German Soldiers Develop Breasts Due to Intense Rifle Drill

  • Two Men Sue Subway for Shorting Them on Footlongs

  • Cancer Victim, 23, is Frozen in Time after Fundraising for Cryonics

  • Cats To Go: Man Promotes Extinction of New Zealand Cats to Save Birds

  • Message in a Bottle Found 76 Years Later, Delivered to Writer’s Family

    Inspires you to want to just write a message in a bottle and chuck it out to sea, doesn't it?

  • World’s Largest Hips: Mikel Ruffinelli Has 8-foot Curves & Great Sex

  • Van Kills Man as DOG Steps on Gas Pedal

  • Angry Customer Finds Subway Footlong Sandwich Comes Up Inch Short

  • Meth-Dealing Priest Suspended for Cross-Dressing & Having Sex in Rectory

  • 600 Cats Saved After Slaughter Truck Crashes in China

    These cats are no longer on the menu.

  • Hero Saves Old Woman Who Drove Her SUV into a Pool

  • Google Denies that its Street View Car Hit & Killed a Donkey

  • Woman Accused of Suffocating Boyfriend With Her Boobs

  • Obama Won’t Build a Death Star — White House Responds to Petition

  • WATCH: Spider-Man Window Washer Surprises Kids at Children’s Hospital

  • Man Killed by Falling Refrigerator While Grabbing a New Year’s Beer

  • Horse Rapist Caught on Camera in Florida

  • Craigslist Sperm Donor Ordered to Pay Child Support as Lesbians Go Broke

  • Nick Stahl Gets Free iPad from Porn Site after He’s Caught Masturbating in Public

    Who goes to porn stores anymore, anyway? Dude, it's called the Internet.

  • Japanese Porn Star Collects Twitter’s Semen

  • Skydiver Left Dead for Days after No One Checks if He Landed Safely

  • WATCH: Russian Cows Tip Over in Truck, Spill into Street

  • Police Chief’s Theory: Baby Jesuses Stolen Because it’s Not Christmas Yet

  • GREAT ESCAPE: Bank Robbers Climb 15 Stories on Bedsheet Ropes from Chicago Jail

    In a wild escape worthy of a Hollywood script, they squeezed out a 15 inch window and dangled 15 stories to freedom. They're considered armed and dangerous.

  • ‘Gangnam Style’ Death: Man Dies After Dancing to Viral Tune

  • WATCH: NASA Releases Mayan Doomsday Video 10 Days Early

  • Death Star Petition Gets Over 16,000 Signatures on White House Website

  • Women Rudely Called ‘Fat Girls’ on Their Restaurant Check

  • Golden Spike Co. Wants to Fly You to the Moon for $1.5 Billion

    Have some extra cash? Why not vacation on the moon?