Not even the Force is strong enough to stop the Disney Empire. “Bow down to lord Mickey, you will.”
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, Darth Vader got himself a cute little bunny rabbit and called off the Galactic Empire attack.
Injured by a negligent Storm Trooper? Attacked by a rabid Wookie? Call Lando Calrissian. He’ll fight for you and your galactic Empire rights.
There are more film ideas dumped into a vats of acid than stray dogs in Puerto Rico. Could they have been mega-hits? We’ll never know, but it’s fun to hypothesize.
Gotta say, that lesbian Bieber hair looks pretty natural on C3-PO. He only wants to be the #1 droid in your life.
Darth Vader sits down to have a conversation with his 12-year-old self. The conversation revolves around The Death Star, rebel scum, droids… ya know, the usual Galactic empire stuff.
What do Stormtroopers do when Lord Vader lets them have the day off? They grab their motocross bikes and lay down some carnage on the sandy dunes of planet Tatooine.
Jaime Lannister and Ned Stark morph into Darth Vader and Luke Skywaker in this genius Star Wars / Game of Thrones fight scene video.
Star Wars gets the ultimate breakup song, a Dark Knight dumbass invades the streets on London, and there may be something about a pimp on a treadmill. We’ve got this week’s top comedy videos from the deepest depths of the Internet.
I’m sure this breakup song is going to make George Lucas take a hard look at what he’s done to the Star Wars franchise… before he goes back to swimming in his pool of money.
How is one expected to fight the evil powers of the Sith when their loins burn day and night with passion? A Millennium Falcon pilot can only take so much!