We all have one or two lovable weirdos in our lives. They are a delight to spend time with but they are typically challenging to find a gift for. Instead of copping out with a wallet or some whiskey rocks, check out the best strange and unusual gifts for men, as chosen by a real-life weirdo (me).
Segways and hoverboards have been slowly approaching convergence these last few years, and now we finally have it. The Ninebot S-Plus is the high-end version of Segway’s self-balancing scooter devices. It can travel up to 12.5 MPH and can cover about 22 miles on one charge. Its low profile gives it the convenience and portability of the hoverboard, while its stabilizer frame gives it the performance of a full-size Segway. If you are shopping for someone who’s not afraid to add some variety to their commute, the Segway Segway Ninebot S-Plus will be a huge hit.
Know a foodie with mushroom madness? Now they can skip the hunt and grow their own delicious organic mushrooms at home. This Shiitake Mushroom Farm kit from Back to the Roots is a self-contained mushroom-growing environment and is incredibly easy to get started. Simply open it, water it, and watch it grow. This is a great pick for any mushroom lover. Unless maybe they like a different kind of mushroom. I’m not supposed to show you where to buy those.
Even the most adept cook might not realize how fun and easy it can be to make your own bread. All you really need is an oven and a ceramic cloche. This Emile Henry cloche is large enough for bread recipes made with three cups of flour. The lid traps steam to give the bread a crunchy and chewy crust like a commercial bread oven. This cloche comes with a recipe book to show you how to get started as well.
Don’t worry. No animals were harmed in the making of this 18-inch polyresin Corsican Ram Skull Sculpture from Design Toscano. It is, however, anatomically accurate, which makes this replica skull both a fascinating piece of decor and learning aid for the aspiring taxidermist. This symbol of memento mori also fits the aesthetic of a masonic lodge member.
Look. I’ve got nothing against guys who love a booty. That said, it takes a certain type of individual to curl up comfortably between the cheeks of the Buttress Pillow. Yes, it is ergonomically designed for comfort but it is also a big ‘ol butt. And yes, it is also machine washable thanks to its yoga-pant outer cover but it is also a big ‘ol butt. So before you commit to this amazing gift, you had better make sure that the recipient indeed likes big butts and also that they cannot lie. These would also be a great gift for a teen.
Some love them, some hate them. There is no shoe more contentious than the Crocs Classic Clog. And while I personally don’t see the appeal, these shoes clearly have a strong draw for weirdos. If you know a weirdo who hasn’t already developed an affinity for these hideous shoes, then take their eccentric personality to the next level with a new pair of Crocs.
Wood carving is one of the simple joys in life, and an amusing way to pass the time for all sorts of different types of people. This kit from Waycom is for someone who is considering picking up the hobby. An established whittler probably has all of these, and maybe just wants some beautiful wood to carve. And if that’s the case, you’re on your own.
Did you know it’s bad luck to buy your own tarot deck? This is one of many pieces of esoteric knowledge that you can learn by getting that weird guy you know interested in oracle decks. This ancient scrying method is used similar to a Magic Eight Ball and can provide hours of fun for the spiritually curious. This particular design has been around since 1971 and has a vintage flair to give it that special charm. This is also one of the best cheap gifts for guys.
The Otamatone is probably one of the most unusual electronic instruments out there. You play it by sliding your finger across the neck and squeezing its rubber face. This way, each note sounds like it is coming out of your Otamatone’s mouth. It is fun to play and easy to learn, especially for anyone with piano experience.
Want to learn more about this enigmatic instrument? You can read my full Otamatone breakdown which covers what it is and how to play one.
Why a globe bar? You, my friend, are asking the wrong questions. A better question would be, why not a globe bar? This is, without a doubt, one of the classiest pieces of furniture you can find. It will turn any dreary man cave into an esteemed study with its sheer concentration of class. It is sized to hold a standard wine bottle or a fifth of liquor.
Yes, I remember what I said about skipping over the generic gifts. But no matter how many high-quality belts he already owns, none will be more unique than the SlideBelt. This belt buckle tightens via a built-in ratchet, which ensures a perfect fit no matter how much your waistline grows or shrinks. This belt is made from full-grain leather, which lasts forever and looks great with a variety of outfits. Give this one a try and you won’t be disappointed.
What if I told you that you could get a full-on flamethrower shipped by Amazon? Well, you can and they make a great gift for anyone who loves lighting things on fire a little too much. But to be clear, this is not a weapon of war and I don’t condone anyone using it as such. Flamethrowers are actually fairly useful tools that can be used to remove weeds, thaw frozen pipes, melt ice, and even remove paint. I also get the feeling this would go over really well at burning man.
Brown paper bag lunches are always a part of life, no matter how old you are and what your social status is. However, once you’ve grown tired of bags breaking and sandwiches getting squished, you’ll be ready to move onto the waxed canvas equivalent. This modest bag captures the plain aesthetic of the sack lunch while providing a long-lasting container with a quality leather tie at the end.
Smoked meats? Delicious. Smoked cheeses? Divine. Smoked cocktails? That sounds pretty good. Smoked taffy? Okay, you’re on your own. Thanks to the Crafthouse Glass Smoking Box, you can smoke just about anything that fits into its glass smoking chamber, whether I think you should or not. The attached smoking gun can also be used to infuse items that don’t fit in the smoker. Just be sure to practice smoke gun safety.
You don’t need to have a reason to meditate in order to benefit from it but it does help. That’s why I suggest that my fellow atypical folks try out the Muse S (Gen 2) Headband. This high-tech wearable connects with a smartphone app to send you real-time brainwave feedback via a built-in EEG sensor and other biometric tools. It then uses these metrics to create a dynamic meditation experience that offers personalized insights. There is also a large library of guided meditations (both free and subscription-based). The Muse S (Gen 2) also has a rich suite of sleep relief programs too since it is comfortable enough to wear while you sleep.
These goofy-looking spectacles are the perfect accessory for someone who stays up reading in bed often enough to suffer from neck pain. These prismatic lenses redirect your vision 90 degrees downward, allowing you to read to watch TV while lying flat on your back. Once you get used to these, you’ll be laying down almost all the time. And isn’t that what we all want?
This gift is for the guy who is always up burning the midnight oil. Whatever he toils over for hours, he’ll have the soft glow of this ornate candle to keep him company and track his progress. One coil candle lasts 80 hours, and it’s surprisingly easy to acquire refills for this rustic display.
Camping enthusiasts and picnickers alike will rejoice at the convenience of the Outsunny Portable Folding Picnic Table. This lightweight tabletop has four foldout seats, despite shrinking down to the size of a large suitcase at its smallest. Complete the gift with picnic plans to match.
If you live out in the country, chances are you’ve got some solitary mason bees in your area. These errant pollinators don’t have hives but will gather from all around if given their ideal living conditions. That would be this Mason Bee House, which is basically a series of small bamboo chutes, which are just the right size for the bees. If the person you’re shopping for has even considered raising bees, this is a great way to get them introduced, and help shelter some of your local pollinators.
The CouchCoaster is a lazy man’s innovation. This handy silicone band bends around your sofa’s armrest to secure glasses in all sorts of sizes. The CouchCoaster can hold hot or cold drinks and is about the only way you can improve upon an already perfect couch-sitting experience.
Any religious history buff knows that the original Christmas gifts, myrrh, gold, are still the best gifts. Okay, so that may not be true in terms of practicality but it certainly is in symbolism. That’s why this is still a pretty neat gift for any history enthusiast to receive, especially for Christmas. It is also useful for someone with a Christlike patience for novelty gifts.
The fidget spinner fad may have come and gone, but fidget toys as a whole are still a useful amusement for scatterbrained thinkers. This particular fidget toy can be played with a number of ways. Its base is a high-quality magnet, which can be used to spin, jiggle, or flick the R188 stainless steel ball-bearing.
Anyone who thinks they need to go to an expensive spa to enjoy a relaxing sauna visit clearly hasn’t heard of the OppsDecor Portable Steam Sauna. That’s right. Those who are willing to endure the external humiliation of zipping themselves into a giant polyester tent can enjoy air temperatures of up to 149 degrees Fahrenheit. The included steam pot needs less than 10 minutes to warm up too, so it is incredibly easy to setup. I do recommend replacing the flimsy chair that it comes with, though.
Grilling pulled pork can take hours but it is always worth your while. Especially so when you get to shred it up with these Bear Paws Shredder Claws when it is done cooking. This unique BBQ accessory is a great way to make delicious carne asada or relieve stress after a long cookout. They are fun, easy, and dishwasher-safe.
Chia Pets have been an iconic oddity since they came out in the late ’70s. But there is no Chia Pet more bizarre than the Bob Ross Chia Pet. This handmade planter comes with clover seeds that grow to fill out Bob Ross’ iconic afro when given water and sunlight. It is the perfect reminder of how much joy can be brought by nature.
If you know someone who marches to the beat of their own drum, they won’t let something inconsequential like inclement weather get in the way of doing their thing. That’s why the Sansheng Umbrella Cap makes a great gift for this type of person. Its 26-inch brim deflects rain when expanded and stores away easily when not in use. Who knows, maybe it even blocks out government mind-reading technology?
Look, I’m not here to tell you or your favorite weirdo what to do with their Full-Body Female Mannequin. I’m just here to show you that this is something you can indeed buy on Amazon and with free shipping to boot. Are there any practical reasons for owning a Full-Body Female Mannequin? Only if you make clothing. But even if they don’t they will probably find something interesting to do with this truly bizarre gift.
Most people I know prefer to use normal blankets when they cozy up for the evening. However, there are a select few that instead prefer to curl up under the Burrito Blanket. Is it a 60-inch homage to Mexican food? Or is it an early sign of an identity crisis? If you fear it is the latter then keep this away from spreadable toppings such as sour cream, guacamole, and salsa. This gift is also popular with teens, which is why you’ll find it on our list of the best gifts for 14-year-olds.
If you know a guy whose unusual quirk is that he loves sticking out in crowds, then a pair of Voovix Light Up Shoes is just what the doctor ordered. These adult-sized high-top shoes light up at the sole, which will make you feel like an 8-year-old at a basement rave. They come in a variety of colors but if the wow-factor is the goal then you should definitely opt for the gold.
Want more LED fun? I found some of the very best Christmas laser light displays for decorating your house in the winter season.
A copy of Wingspan by Stonemaier Games might not sound like the most unusual gift to a boardgame enthusiast considering it has a prestigious spot among BoardGameGeek’s Top 100 Games list. However, those who aren’t up to date on the latest and greatest board games will get a kick out of this super fun and charmingly abstract game. It is of medium complexity so it will take a little effort to learn but the end result is an insanely fun engine-building game with loads of replay value.
Nicolas Cage is the de-facto poster child for strange yet socially acceptable behavior worldwide. That is why this incredibly bizarre reversible sequin pillowcase is a great gift for your favorite social outcast. Whenever they feel like cutting loose, they can reveal the disturbing close-up image of Nic Cage’s head by swiping their hand across the pillow. Just note that you will need to provide a 16×16-inch throw pillow to complete the gift, as this is only the pillowcase.
The Southwest Specialty Book Safe is a great gift for anyone who values their privacy and has an innocuous bookcase. This classic safe uses diversion tactics to keep prying eyes off their most precious artifacts. Normal folks might stash jewelry, extra cash, or important keepsakes. But who knows what a strange person will put in there.
If you know a guy who likes serving over-the-top cocktails, then the Final Touch Watermelon Keg Tapping Kit will bring his mixology to the next level. The included coring tool and keg tap are all he needs to turn his favorite melon or squash into the ultimate drink vessel. It works great with watermelons in the summer and pumpkins in the winter, making this tool a year-round delight.
If you know someone who loves cereal and/or true crime journalism, then this Cereal Killer Spoon is a great addition to their current repertoire of novelty utensils. The engraved design never fades and the spoon comes in a quality package that makes it great for gifting.
This Tibetan Singing Bowl Set is a great spiritual companion for those who make a regular habit out of meditation. This handcrafted bowl comes with a wooden mallet that you use to strike or scrape the bowl to make a peaceful ringing sound. The resonant tone provides peaceful vibrations that are easy to focus on as you clear your mind of worldly concerns. It is a delightful eastern tradition that anyone can introduce into their routine to boost their mindfulness.
Though the Selk’bag Lite 6G Wearable Sleeping Bag is clearly meant to be used for camping, you could make an argument that this is a practical outfit to wear all around the house. Not only does it provide an extra thermal layer to go over your clothes but it also has a comfortable kangaroo pocket and adjustable insulated hood.
Sir, do you have an open carry permit for that beer? Psyche. That doesn’t exist, which is why you can use this Hide & Drink Cowboy Buzy Beer Holster to show off your brew of choice wherever drinking in public is permitted. This belt holster is handmade from genuine leather cowhide and it fits beers and belts of all sizes. It is the perfect gift for that strange guy who always has a beer in his hand.
If you know a guy who can never turn down the chance to jam some electric guitar, then the Marshall MS2 Micro Guitar Amp should be his go-to tool for on-the-go noodling. This 6-inch amplifier is small enough to bring along anywhere and it is battery powered for total freedom. It delivers 1 Watt of output and has full volume and tone controls built into its mini amp head. Just make sure you aren’t accidentally spawning another offbeat street musician.
Those who lead strange lives often need to improve their tidying skills. But if they are more likely to watch anime than read The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondō, then this illustrated manga version may be the perfect way to change their habits. This version of the book provides a charming visual aid to complement Kondō’s philosophy of sparking joy with each item in your home. After reading through this book, it’s hard not to want to clean up your room immediately after.
Ah, the Useless Box. If there was ever a better pointless gift then I haven’t heard of it. This battery-powered device consists of a box with a lone switch. When you go to flip the switch, a finger pops up and turns it off. Not only is it a fun conversation starter but it also holds symbolic weight as the most useless you could possibly give.
No shirt, no shoes, no service? No problem. With the GFF Grass Flip Flops, you can slip on a comfortable pair of sandals without sacrificing the feeling of the grass between your toes. The soft artificial grass feels as close to the real thing as you can get without stepping on a pile of dog doo.
If normal, linear narratives are not unusual enough for their tastes, then consider one of the most perplexing novels in literary history. Finnegans Wake by James Joyce is meant to read like a dream, which leads to some entrancing passages that either read like gibberish or esoteric profundity. This is a must-read for any lover of experimental literature.
Collecting discarded fur is one of the many joys of owning a cat. But the fun doesn’t have to end there. Crafting with Cat Hair by Kaori Tsutaya details some one-of-a-kind crafting projects that are great for pet owners who are looking to give back to their generous cats. DIY projects include finger puppets, tote bags, and even portraits, so as long his cats keep shedding then there will always be more projects to do.
The Powerup 4.0 Paper Airplane Conversion Kit is a great way to feel like a kid again. This clip-on motor and Bluetooth module can be added to any existing paper airplane design to make it self-propelled and smartphone-controllable. To put it another way, you can pretty much make your own paper drones with this kit. It has a crash-resistant design and can fly for up to 10 minutes per charge.
Warning: this coloring book is not for kids. It is also not for most adults unless they have a twisted fascination with history’s most infamous serial killers. Each of the 38 illustrations has encoded symbolism in each killer’s portrait, giving added context to their atrocious crimes.
Ant farms originally gained popularity in the 1950s but they still capture the imagination of kids and strange adults to this very day. The Amazing Ant Habitat is a modern take on this myrmecologist tool that replaces gritty sand with nutritionally-rich blue gel. This encourages the ants to dig some amazingly intricate tunnels. Just keep in mind that live ants are not included with this kit. You can, however, buy them online. I love the Internet.
You don’t have to be a smoker to appreciate a gadget this cool. If your recipient’s unusual tastes include fireworks and burning things, this Tesla Coil Arc Lighter will be an awesome new piece in their arsenal. This USB-rechargeable device creates a small electric spark at the click of a button. It can light a cigarette in the wind, or just be used as a very mild taser.
Ah, the morph suit. It is possibly the most versatile garment in any weirdo’s wardrobe, especially if they have a green screen setup. I’m not going to try to come up with possible uses for this suit, and neither should you. After all, it is thematically appropriate that this creepy blank spandex suit comes with carte blanche for the recipient to with as they please.
The Licki Pet Brush is a great way for a loving cat owner to bond more deeply with their furry friend(s). This tongue-shaped brush can be held between the teeth so you can lick your cat’s fur clean just like their mother would. This might seem totally insane to an outsider but it makes plenty of sense to a cat-lover.
This 4-Piece Silk Suit Pajama set is a great luxury gift for the guy who likes to look sharp 24/7. To the best of my knowledge, these are the only pajamas that meet the dress code of a black-tie event. They include a silk top and bottom, plus a sport coat and tie. They also look just like the legendary Suitjamas from How I Met Your Mother.
This Insulated Wine Tumbler Two-Pack is equal parts stemware and sippy cup. It is perfect for the paradoxical type of person who enjoys a fine wine but also can’t handle their alcohol. Alternatively, they are great to bring along camping. This is a pack of two cups and each holds 10 ounces of your favorite beverage.
While it is certainly not strange to dislike flying pests, going to war with them is a whole other issue. Nonetheless, it is an entirely winnable war when you employ the Bug-A-Salt 3.0. This manual pump rifle fires non-toxic table salt that is harmless to humans but lethal to flies and moths. Now lock and load.
At this point in time, owning a landline is certainly an indicator of strange and unusual tastes. Owning a retro rotary phone is even more peculiar, which is why this is a standout gift for that oddball in your life. But because using an actual rotary dial is miserable, this replica opts for push button dialing and a modern digital receiver.
In case you’re out of the loop, the Pindaloo is one of the latest toy crazes for physics lovers and flow artists. It is simple fun that will turn heads at the park. This is a great gift for fans of other toys like devil sticks and the Kendama. If you want to see one in action then be sure to check out the tricks in this YouTube video.
There is not much to be said for this Toscano Turquoise Faux Cow Skull. Like most fine art, it simultaneously evades description while capturing the imagination. If you are shopping for an oddball who has a fascination with the American West, then this cow skull sculpture will fit right in with their home decor.
Your average weirdo is usually not hard to spot. Many of them wear their peculiar tastes on their sleeves, often literally doing so in the form of tattoos. But even if gifting a real tattoo is too expensive, you can get possibly even more mileage from this new Prinker S Temporary Tattoo Device. It allows the user to upload any design, logo, or slogan of their choosing and then have it printed on their skin in only 3 seconds. It is a great way to try out a new look or see how a design would fit alongside existing tattoos. Who knows? Maybe you will even save them from getting a truly regrettable one.
If you are close enough with your friend to influence the way they use the toilet, then consider changing their lives and yours with the squatty potty. This simple plastic stool helps you mimic the natural squatting pose that our human ancestors used to trigger bowl movements for thousands of years before plumbing was invented. This product is medically endorsed by several doctors too so it is no marketing gimmick. The squatty potty truly makes you poop better.
What’s really the difference between defending your family’s honor and defending yourself from some light rainfall? I couldn’t tell you ever since I began wielding my very own Kikkerland Samurai Umbrella. The full-length samurai sword umbrella makes it feel cool to carry an umbrella, even though a real samurai might be just as happy brooding in a storm. It has an easy push-button opening and a nylon “scabbard” for storage. This gift also appears in our list of the best gifts for Japanophiles.
While many people have to choose between a life behind a desk and a life laying in a hammock, that doesn’t mean that others can’t find a happy medium somewhere between the two extremes. That’s where this nifty foot hammock comes into play. It attaches to most any desk via two included clamps and its fabric is reinforced for some serious chilling. This way, you’ll always be at least half-relaxed.
The mberry Miracle Fruit Tablets are one of the most unusual candies you will ever try. Period. After all, how many other candies have you tried that temporarily augment the way your taste buds work? While it is in your mouth, the mberry candy changes the actual shape of your taste buds, so anything you try afterward will have an altered flavor. It can make hot sauce taste like donut glaze and lemons taste like lemonade. Give a try and you may never look at your favorite snack the same way again.
Look, I am not trying to pass judgment about your weird friend but chances are that neither your nor I will see their weirdest habits. At least, that’s the goal with the Alvantor Canopy Bed Tent. This pop-up bed tent has the practical benefit of blocking out light while the user sleeps but it also creates a veil of privacy for whatever weirdo stuff they like to do as a part of their nightly routine. And let’s just leave it at that.
Warning: Naked Lunch is not for the faint-hearted, or even the mostly sane. This masterpiece from William S. Burroughs is an obscenely bizarre treatise on the roles of violence, materialism, and sexuality in art. It reads like a hellish hallucination but packs layers of nuance and symbolism beneath its grimy exterior. This is a must-read for any literary enthusiast or weirdo.
While recommending any actual voodoo magic paraphernalia would be an irresponsible gift for your unusual friend, this Knock Knock Paper Voodoo Note Pad is a nice compromise. These notes allow the user to take vicarious actions against that meter maid that just gave them a parking ticket or that pushy boss who made them stay late again. They aren’t guaranteed to actually work but the will usually make the user feel somewhat relieved if nothing else.
A water bottle is always a useful gift but it is fairly simple. Why not spice things up with a collapsible Hydaway water bottle? This ultra-portable bottle is made from food-grade silicone so it can collapse down easily once you empty it. It is excellent for hikes and travel as well as just keeping a low profile.
You might not be able to straighten out your strange, sweaty friend but at least you can cool them off with this Hands-Free Personal Fan from the Card Zoo. This neck-mounted fan system is among the least common ways we’ve seen to cool off in the summer but it works surprisingly well. It run for 6-8 hours on one battery and recharges via MicroUSB.
While there is nothing weird about wanting to be a mermaid (or mer-man), it is something else altogether to take the next step and grow a pair of flippers. So rather than let your weirdo friend tread down the path of expensive body modifications in pursuit of their dream, set them up with this Fu Store Mermaid Tail Blanket so they can take their new lower torso out for a test ride first.
If the weird guy you are shopping for is anything like me (a fellow weird guy), then a pocket-sized analog synthesizer is sure to get his heart racing. And that’s exactly what the Stylophone is. This fully standalone instrument is battery-powered and has a built-in speaker. It plays like a keyboard but is playing using a metal-tipped stylus. It makes a very unique sound that has been utilized by bands like David Bowie, Belle and Sebastian, and Kraftwerk.
When lighters are simply too pedestrian, we can look back on our human ancestors to find a more earth-friendly solution for starting fires: the bow drill. The Pskook Bow Drill Kit comes with everything you need to learn how to start a fire the old-fashioned way: literally rubbing two sticks together. Some may see this gift and think: “what a waste of money, I could make that at home.” But can you, really? If so, then be my guest, but if not, this is an acceptable tool for learning the craft.
No matter what our lot in life may be today, almost all of us have been through that phase where we only drink malt liquor from paper bags. And some weirdos never really intended to leave that part of their life behind. Well, even if you’ve sold out and moved on to canned microbrews, you can still recreate that special feeling of drinking from a paper bag with their insulated can koozies.
While the Talking Toilet Paper Spindle is a novel idea on its own, this strange gift isn’t truly complete until you use it to record your own custom message for your even stranger friend. You can record their favorite hype-up track or just leave a heartfelt message to remind them how much you care every time they use the bathroom.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phone! If you felt weird talking on the phone in public before, then you have clearly never used a Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset. This quirky smartphone accessory puts Bluetooth headsets to shame, as the ripe yellow appearance of this Bluetooth handset will demonstrate to the rest of the office that you are indeed the Top Banana.
Given all the pretentiousness and elitism that surrounds the wine world, it really feels liberating to turn the stodgy world of stemware on its head with this Periodic Tableware Beaker Wine Glass. This handblown glass will help any lover of lab equipment stand out at their next soirée. Just don’t forget that it is not lab-grade glass so don’t put it over a bunsen burner.
This novelty car window decal from Toogood is the perfect piece of car decor for that friend that always moves at their own pace. Granted, that doesn’t mean they are slow behind the wheel, but rather that they are just on a different frequency. The 10-inch adhesive sticker clings to windows easily and peels off without residue.
Not everyone is cut out for the covert hacker life. After all, you have to be ready to hack in on a moment’s notice, perhaps when you don’t even have a physical keyboard handy. But no worries. That’s where the Showme Laser Keyboard fits in. This pocket-sized device projects a full keyboard layout onto any flat, clean surface. It is accurate enough to break into the mainframe and offers gesture functions as well as multiple points of recognition. And if you want to get serious you can pair it with a laser mouse.
Some people will go to dangerous lengths to bring all their groceries inside in one trip. But rather than trying to talk them out of this overly macho type of behavior, your best option is to merely make their life easier. The Pankia Grocery Bag Holders helps do just that. These two sturdy plastic hooks can carry 80 pounds apiece and they have soft handles that make them easy on the hands. It’s better than owning your own shopping cart (which we also considered for this list).
Galileo once said that “mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe.” This probably explains why this Decodyne Math Wall Clock looks like it is written in a different language to me. But that’s because I am not a weirdo who loves math. For those that do, this clock is probably pretty interesting. Just don’t blame me if I am a little late to our dinner at half-past 66-x²+x=10.
Don’t let society tell you where you can and can’t enjoy a sauna-like hot tub experience. The Coleman SaluSpa Inflatable Hot Tub can go wherever you can fit its 77-inch diameter. So what if you are renting an apartment? The SaluSpa’s digitally-controlled pump can be used to quickly inflate this bad boy up enough to fit 4 to 6 adults. And so what if your porch is too small? It stores away conveniently when not in use. Fight the power by hot tubbing whenever and wherever you want.
Is it a pair of computer speakers or is it a lava lamp? It’s kind of both. The DE Dancing Water Speakers combine solid stereo audio and a beat-responsive LED water display to make for a desktop decoration that is every bit as interesting as its owner.
I have a lot of respect for guys who cut their own hair. Whether it is in support of a ruggedly individual lifestyle or just trying to save some money, it is a noble endeavor. You can help make this task easier, though, with the ConairMAN Rotary Hair Cut Kit. This cordless grooming tool can cut hair in any direction, making it easier than ever to maintain a short even cut.
As a longtime unicyclist myself, I cannot recommend a unicycle more as a gift for your favorite unusual friend. While they do have a fairly high learning curve, unicycling is ultimately pretty easy once you master the basics. Plus, there is no rideable vehicle that will turn more heads than this one.
When holding down that office job starts to feel tedious, all you need is a little fantasy in your life to spice things up. This Dragon Stapler from Pacific Giftware, for instance, can become the bane of your desktop, as it lays its claim over that pile of paperwork in your inbox. Just don’t expect it to breath fire on your boss.
While there is nothing inherently strange about loving cereal, Medley Hills Farm has potentially taken things too far. They have enabled cereal lovers to forgo the grain base of this breakfast staple and just get right to the good stuff: the sugary cereal marshmallows. This 1 pound bag will keep even the most hardcore cereal addict busy for a while. Just make them promise to brush their teeth afterwards because these contain an almost unsafe amount of sugar.
Eating in one’s car is a beloved pastime of weirdos who don’t get along with their coworkers in the break room. But it can feel a little uncivilized without this Hook-On Steering Wheel Tray from lebogner. This multipurpose tray hooks onto the bottom of your steering wheel, creating a stable surface upon which you can eat, read, or work. Just don’t use it while driving.
A Guy Fawkes Mask is an iconic accessory for so many different types of weirdos. There are lovers of V for Vendetta, followers of the online hacktivist group Anonymous, and enthusiasts of revolutionary politics.
If he is the kind of cook that knows the difference between dicing, mincing, and julienning, then he will probably get a kick out of this 9 x 12-inch cutting board from Fred & Friends. The so-called Obsessive Chef cutting board is covered with detailed measurements for exact slicing and dicing, making it a great purchase for anyone with a verifiable case of kitchen OCD.
Yep, pet rocks are back. Rather, they never really left. After all, how can you throw a cute face like that out in the cold? Each polished river rock is hand-selected and sent ready to play. They come rigorously trained and groomed to ensure they are ready for their new forever homes. Each rock has two adorable googly eyes, a leash, and an adoption certificate.
Cocktails are great for casual drinkers, but the real boozehounds out there know that you only need three ingredients for the perfect drink: salt, tequila, and lime. Now, with these Himalayan Salt Shot Glasses from Milliard, you literally only need two ingredients to make the perfect staple drink. Each one is hand-carved and can last beyond 100 uses with proper care. Just don’t think for a second that they are dishwasher safe.
This cologne is for the guy that can’t stand smelling like sandalwood and crushed flowers. Rather, it delivers a subtle balance of campfire, gunpowder, sagebrush, and whiskey that makes him smell as badass as he feels. This pocket-sized cologne comes as a solid puck in a giftable tin that makes it easy to bring everywhere.
Whether or not your strange and unusual friend is a personal fan of the Insane Clown Posse, they owe some respect to the juggalos. After all, Juggalos are the best recognized social outcasts in modern society. And no book better details these fascinatingly misunderstood weirdos than Juggalo: Insane Clown Posse and the World They Made by Steven Miller. This book dives into the uprising of the band and the explosively popular cultural movement that they brought along with it. This book will have even the biggest haters saying whoop whoop by the end.
These Giant Lobster Claws are a truly bizarre gift that serves no special use beyond making you look more like a lobster. That said, they are fairly realistic, which is great if your friend is a stickler for faithful crustacean anatomy.
Given the small selection and limited serving sizes, it can take some serious dedication to get a good drunk going on a plane ride. The Cocktail Box Co. helps you do it the classy way, though, by packing the extra tools you need to turn any ordinary whiskey shot into a solid Old Fashioned. This comes with a muddler spoon, three cocktails picks, a linen coaster, and some accent bitters.
You don’t have to be a medical student to benefit from having a life-size anatomical model of a skeleton in your house. There are plenty of other valid reasons, most of which involve setting a very specific vibe. But you can also use it as a coat rack and put it outside as a Christmas decoration.
If he’s handy enough in the kitchen to have a use for egg whites and he has a sense of humor, then the Mr. Sneezy Egg Separator is a slam dunk hit. In addition to being a pretty funny gag gift, this hand-crafted ceramic pot is also pretty useful for making cocktails or a low cholesterol breakfast.
Whether he loves the occult or has a genuine interest in palm reading, this Mummified Palmistry Hand makes for an eye-catching piece of decor. Not only does this resin-cast sculpture accurately detail the names of your hand’s most important lines and intersections but it also accurately recreates the look of a rotting mummy hand. At least as far as I can tell.
There are a number of reasons why you may want to print a custom image on a potato, so I won’t waste your time by listing any of them. What I will do is send you to the experts at Potato Parcel. Their Potato Pal service was originally featured on Shark Tank and now it is a highly popular gag gift. You can add an image to the front of the potato and some text to the back. Just keep in mind that you will be shipped an actual potato and they don’t quite last forever.
If you know someone who has to have freshly made espresso wherever they are, then the Wacaco Minipresso Portable Espresso Machine is a great gift option. This handheld device is manually operated so all you have to have to do is add coffee grounds and hot water, then pump the piston to extract delicious espresso. It is great for camping and travel.
Okay, I know what I said about whiskey rocks in the intro. But these whiskey stones, in particular, add some extra flair because of their bullet shape and high-quality stainless steel material. The creative design gives them a little more flair than the average gift of whiskey rocks while still providing the same non-diluted chill of this classic gift.
Weird people tend to fall asleep in weird places. If you know someone who is a frequent public napper, then render them utterly unapproachable by gifting them the Original Ostrich Pillow. This unusual pillow can be worn over the head to turn any place into a nap sanctuary. It has a hole for their mouth so they can breathe easily. It also has two holes for their hands so they can sleep in whatever strange position they can dream up.
This 40-Inch Chilean Cactus Rain Stick would be right at home in the hands of your favorite drum circle host. It makes a beautiful and mesmerizing sound when turned over, which sounds like rainfall pattering on a rooftop. It makes for a beautiful piece of decor as well as a blissful meditation tool and instrument.
Introducing the most clever way of gifting someone you know absolutely nothing. At the risk of stating the obvious, this can of dehydrated water comes totally empty. But just add water and it is suddenly full of water. If you anticipate having to explain this joke as thoroughly as I just did, maybe consider a different gift this year.
