Goddamned Canada. Not only do they already have unamerican socialized health care, they also get the Trailer Park Boys movies in theaters. If you’re not familiar with our northerly neighbor’s greatest export, it’s the story of some of the trashiest dudes ever, the trailer park where they live, and their adventures in search of booze and money. The second movie, Countdown To Liquor Day, opened up North over the weekend, but for those of us in the States, we’ll just have to put it on our Netflix wait list and go back to bed for six months. Check the trailer above, yo.