Eitan Levine
The 15 Awesomest Menorahs

Instead of one day of Christmas trees we get 8 days of totally badass Menorahs.

LISTEN: Heavy Podcast ‘My Dumb Friends’ Episode #2: Nikki Glaser

Top 10 Pics of People Using the Washington Monument as a Dong

WATCH: Ke$ha Confirms to Conan that She Had Sex with a Ghost

The 15 Best Fake Twitter Accounts of 2012

Honey Boo Boo Comes Out in Support of Israel

TLC star Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson announced her support of Israel on her Facebook fan page.

LISTEN: New Heavy Podcast ‘My Dumb Friends’ Episode #1: Joe List

WATCH: Comedian Finds Cocaine in Heckler’s Jacket

The 20 Worst Auto Correct Fails of 2012

US Air Force Had Plans to Nuke the Moon in the 1950s

NFL Player Claims Players are Using Viagra as Steroids

That probably explains why the Jets have a terrible run game.

NHL 1st Round Pick Busted for DUI While Wearing Teletubby Costume

WATCH: ’7th Heaven’ Marijuana Inception Parody

Bonds, Clemens & Sosa Land on Hall of Fame Ballot

Glenn Beck Dunks Obama Bobblehead in Jar of ‘Piss’

WATCH: ‘Gangnam Style’ Meets Nursing Home Style

NASA Discovers ANOTHER ‘Pac-Man’ Moon Orbiting Saturn

Iran’s Leaked Nuclear Diagram: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

Top 10 Awesomest Turduckens

Report: Rocket from Lebanon Launched at Israel

Sources believe that Hezbollah is to blame for the attacks.

Israel Confiscates Soldiers’ Cellphones, Signaling a Ground Attack

WNBA Star Chamique Holdsclaw Allegedly Fires Gun at Ex-Girlfriend

Israel Is Using Infographics To Explain Conflict With Hamas

Israel-Hamas Twitter War Could Get IDF Account Suspended

The Top 10 Most Redneck Thanksgivings of All Time

Take a turkey, a large family, some hillbillies, shove them into a trailer and you got yourself a redneck Thanksgiving!

BP to Pay $4.5 Billion for Deepwater Spill; Guilty of 11 Felonies

WATCH: Video of Israel Blowing Up Hamas Leader Ahmed Jabari with a Missile

WATCH: Madonna and Psy do ‘Gangam Style’ Duet at NYC Concert

WATCH: Grand Theft Auto V Second Trailer Released

Abbe Lowell: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

He successfully represented Bill Clinton and John Edwards. Now this bigshot takes his talents to the Petraeus scandal on behalf of “other woman” Jill Kelley.