Her job: to protect the government’s secrets. Her past: an (exceedingly) open book.


1 year ago Comment

Jill Kelley, the Florida socialite who became famous for her role in the Petraeus scandal, is suing the federal government for leaking her name to the media.

1 year ago Comment

The “other, other woman” is going after the feds.

1 year ago Comment

Former CIA director David Petraeus spoke for the first time since his resignation after it was exposed that he was having an affair with Paula Broadwell.

1 year ago Comment

Sorry, Kelley, the Petraeus scandal is, like, so three months ago.

1 year ago Comment

He’s been known as the “Assassination Czar” and was criticized for supporting torture — but he didn’t bang his biographer, so there’s that.

1 year ago Comment

Petraeus mistress won’t face charges for calling out Jill Kelley in emails.

1 year ago Comment

Jill Kelley has fallen down yet another rung in Tampa’s vibrant social standings, she’s now on a par with Jerramy Stevens!

1 year ago Comment

Jill Kelley got another blow on the way to Popularityville, when the South Koreans dumped her from their events.

2 years ago Comment

Paula Broadwell, reported mistress of ex-CIA head Petraeus, has been discovered on a weapons company ad promoting new machine guns.

2 years ago Comment

But has she apologized yet to Holly Petraeus?

2 years ago Comment

Guess you’re really nobody until you can hire Gloria Allred, are you?

2 years ago Comment

You know it was only a matter of time. But where is Tina Fey when we need her playing Paula Broadwell?

2 years ago Comment

If you have to avoid the media, it helps to have a brother with a nice house.

2 years ago Comment

The emails between John Allen and Jill Kelley were routine. There was nothing inappropriate about the vast majority of them.

2 years ago Comment

Of course the Petraeus scandal now involves Bubba the Love Sponge. Because this is Amurrica, dammit.

2 years ago Comment