• Hulk Hogan Sues Gawker for $100 Million over Sex Tape

    Hulk is suing his best friend, the best friend's wife Hulk screwed on camera, and Gawker — which put the Hulk's third python on display.

  • Blueblood Johns of Zumba Whorehouse Block Names from Spilling into Public

  • Sex.com Offers Hulk Hogan Open Checkbook for Sex Tape

  • Teacher Quits after Banging Virgin Boy in School Parking Lot

  • Man Bangs Married Chick While Driving, Kills Her & A Mom in Head-on Crash

  • ‘Sex Addict’ Police Chief Shelved as Cop Lover Wraps Lips Around Gloc & Tweets Pic

    If you're trying to cover up an affair, make sure your cop lover doesn't post a pic on Twitter with her lips wrapped around her service weapon.

  • Science: Humans Sexed Neanderthals Out of Existence

  • Sex Room at Lil Wayne’s 30th B-Day Had ‘Condoms, Lube & Tang’

  • Hot Brazilian Virgin Auctions Off Airplane Sex for Charity

  • 50 Cent Tweets 4-Step Guide on How to Quit Masturbating

  • Playboy names UVA Top Party School; School Demands Recount!

    But we're smart. How can we have the most sex and booze and stuff?

  • 70-Year-Old Twin Hookers Banged 355,000 Men: Top 10 Facts You Need To Know

  • New Study Shows Castrated Men May Live Longer Lives

  • Seth MacFarlane is Getting Ready to Bang that Chick from ‘Game of Thrones’

  • So Soft … Man Caught Having Sex with Sofa in Public

  • Japanese Man Cooks Own Penis & Testicles & Serves them with Mushrooms & Garlic

  • Rush Limbaugh Claims ‘Feminazis’ Are Shrinking Penises

  • Woman Finds Out Her Dead Husband Was Her Dad

  • Monica Lewinsky Tell-All: Bill Clinton Loves Threesomes; I Had Abortion

  • Artificial Hymens: Take Your Girlfriend’s Virginity Again and Again!

    As if one time wasn't enough.

  • New Sex Study Proves Why ‘Dirty’ Girls Do Dirty Things

  • YouPorn Makes Hard Push to Buy Will and Kate Sex Photos

  • Skank Quack: I Did Not Kill Man By Injecting Silicone into His Penis to Make it Bigger

  • Kanye Watched Kim’s Sex Tape While Screwing Other Babes

  • Car Wash & Massage Parlor Offered Free Sex with Every 10th Wash

    Now we know why Malaysian men have the cleanest cars in the world.

  • REVEALED: Silvio Berlusconi’s Underground Lair is Worthy of a James Bond Supervillain

  • High School Football Players Score with Hookers on Team Trip

  • Condom Maker Falsely Claims to be in Town of Condom Near F**k River

  • What Your Spinal Cord Looks Like When You Get a Boner

  • Kim Kardashian Had Threesome with 2 Porn Stars, Says Porn Star

    Before she was super famous, she was just super horny.