Ikea…I always said their food tasted like sh!t
The greatest invention since, I don’t know, the second most recent invention.
Yum. Montana law makes it legal to eat roadkill.
She’s a natural mother.
Get it? Cops love doughnuts.
Tough news for people pulling for the leftover Chinese food and Subway water flavors.
It’s so ridiculous it must to be true.
Like Garfield once said, “Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of ponies.”
Isn’t cocaine supposed to suppress your appetite?
But what about all those inches we’ll never get back?
Behold the greatest stadiums constructed of salted meat and cheeses. Your Super Bowl party will no doubt pale in comparison to the high society gatherings with these mighty spreads.