You can Google the term “nautical porn” and find things that would float your boat. Food does it for me. Fatty greasy bacon and melted cheese on just about anything would make me come… over for dinner. Here are 20 saliva producing photos of high caloric cuisine along with inappropriate commentary.
Like Garfield once said, “Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of ponies.”
Behold the greatest stadiums constructed of salted meat and cheeses. Your Super Bowl party will no doubt pale in comparison to the high society gatherings with these mighty spreads.
Some cultures just don’t understand the merits of porn, plastic surgery and ginormous asses.
Let us bid farewell to our little yellow, squishy, cream filled friend.
You must be really high if you’ve decide to release a song about Hot Pockets.