Simon Assaad

Chris Sims

  • Worst of Netflix: Horror Movie Lightning Round

    This week's Worst of Netflix runs through a lightning round of movies so horrible even our intrepid reviewer couldn't finish them.

  • Worst of Netflix: Superstarlet A.D.

  • Worst of Netflix: Bad Girls From Mars

  • Worst of Netflix: Taintlight

  • Worst of Netflix: Gene Generation

  • Worst of Netflix: Virgin Territory

    This week's Worst of Netflix is the disastrous Virgin Territory, which is like American Pie meets a Renaissance Faire. It's exactly as bad as it sounds.

  • Worst of Netflix: Gymkata

  • Worst of Netflix: D-War

  • Worst of Netflix: Bachelor Party in the Bungalow of the Damned

  • Worst of Netflix: Super Capers

  • Worst of Netflix: Octane

    It's no surprise that I have a fascination with terrible movies even when I'm not getting paid to write about them, which is probably why I've seen The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift eight times. This is worse.

  • Worst of Netflix: Four Dragons

  • The Worst of Netflix: The Minx

  • The Worst of Netflix: Sorority Girls’ Revenge

  • The Worst of Netflix: Lust For Freedom

  • Worst of Netflix: Ace Ventura Jr.

  • Worst of Netflix: Tales From The Crapper

  • Worst of Netflix: Vampire Wars

  • Worst of Netflix: The Backyard

  • Worst of Netflix: Wizards of the Demon Sword

    This week's Worst of Netflix features Wizards of the Demon Sword, a movie that contains exactly one wizard and exactly zero demon swords.

  • Worst of Netflix: Merc Force

  • Worst of Netflix: Comic Book Pajama Party

  • Worst of Netflix: Sherlock Holmes

  • Worst of Netflix: Lady Death

  • Worst Of Netflix: Perfect 10 Model Boxing

    Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don't have to. In the past, I've taken on anime cancer demons, softcore Iraq War porn and racist ventriloquism, and...

  • Worst Of Netflix: S.I.N.

  • Worst Of Netflix: Tuesday Never Comes

  • Worst Of Netflix: Death Racers

  • Worst Of Netflix: Gooby

  • Worst Of Netflix: Interceptor Force

    Every week, I scour Netflix for a movie rated at one star and put it in my queue, suffering through it for your entertainment so that you don't have to. In the past, I've taken on anime cancer demons...