Dennis Hallman’s Shorts: A Twitter Retrospective

THE CONS

Yo I cant even focus while he’s wearing those man panties. And then purple of all colors!?!? CMON SON!! GTFOHWTBS #UFC133
@MackDaMenaceMMA Mackens Semerzier

Haven’t seen manties like that since jo san, and we remember how that ended
@CarlosCondit Carlos Condit

WTF!!!! Fighting in that will be illegal after tonight! Anyone want to grapple with hallman?
@danawhite Dana White

Hallman has taken it about an inch and a half too far…
@JoeB135 Joseph Benavidez

That should b illegal or he should at least have an arrow pointing down
@Brian_Bowles Brian Bowles

Dennis Hallman, first fighter to fight w blue balls….on full display.
@UrijahFaber Urijah Faber

This fight should be rated nc-17
@JoeB135 Joseph Benavidez

I’m sorry but this looks like a rape scene from a pool party
@RichAttonito The Raging Bull

This is one of the most disgusting fights in MMA history!!!
@lastcall155 Danny Castillo

Hallman is one wardrobe malfunction away from making Janet Jackson look like a nun.
@fightmagazine FIGHT! Magazine

If I known hallman was gonna sport those speedos I woulda picked ebersole! #UFC133
@BamBamHealy Patrick Healy

MMA’s nightmare is over, as Brian Ebersole TKO’s Dennis Hallman and his drawers of doom. #UFC133
@MikeChiappetta Mike Chiappetta MMA

I usually don’t root. In this fight, I am rooting. I am rooting there is not a wardrobe malfunction. #UFC 133 #MMA
@KevinI Kevin Iole