If you find yourself involved in some Chevy Chase Christmas Vacation style antics this Christmas while you’re turning your roof into its own nuclear power plant, fear not, because your not the only loser this holiday. Here are the 20 Biggest Christmas Decoration Fails, may they warm your cold Grinch heart.
No, just leave them all bunched up like that. We’ll say it’s fashionable or something.
This is the equivalent of adding your name to the card at the last minute.
Santa bear might deliver the presents, but that little mouse owns the factory.
On the plus side, it makes it more difficult for people to tell you’re driving a Ford Focus.
The perfect way to warn Rudolph from crapping on your lawn again this year.
Just remember we told you this was a bad idea when you’re loaded on egg nog and plow through your kitchen.
I’m sorry, but you’re house looks like it’s covered in piss.
Always a classic.
Nothing screams Christmas like monkeys throwing crap at each other.
While you may be captivated by the cute landing strip on the roof, it’s actually meant to distract you from Mickey railing that bear.
Oh God, they’ve taken over!
You try drinking six billion glasses of milk, then tell me you disapprove.
Probably not the kind of star the three wise men were hoping to see that night.
…that’s f***ing scary.
And no one got laid that Christmas.
This is actually the gay spa next to Santa’s workshop where Bernard from the Santa Clause hangs out.
Whenever you run out of lights, just go patriotic, that way no one can say anything bad about it without looking like a commie.
Once a year the shovel St. Nick uses to shovel reindeer poo comes alive and awkwardly props itself against lazy people’s houses.
They were so hammered last night.
Aaand you’re blind.
People often forget the manger was raging the night Jesus was born.