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How to Motorboat 100+ Women in a Day

The charmers over at Simple Pick-Up have put out a new video depicting them motor-boating 100+ women. While many YouTubers take the whole pick-up thing to uncomfortable (rape-y) levels, these guys usually keep it classy.

The definition of motorboat for anyone who thought that these dudes were running over women using boats with engines. Image Credit: YouTube

The definition of motorboat for anyone who thought that these dudes were running over women using boats with engines. Image Credit: YouTube

This time though, maybe not so much.

If you’re wondering the secret to motorboating 100+ girls in a day, well it isn’t exactly free. The dudes donated $20 to a Breast Cancer Awareness charity for each motorboat. Regardless, it’s hard to call them anything but humanitarian-ish geniuses.

Many of the girls seem to enjoy the motorboating process. Others seem a bit uncomfortable. Image Credit: YouTube

Many of the girls seem to enjoy the motorboating process. Others seem a bit uncomfortable. Image Credit: YouTube

One man felt things were going a bit far and interjected “THAT WAS A LOT MORE THAN A MOTORBOAT! THAT LOOKED LIKE A YACHT TO ME!”

The boys also provided verification of their donation in this YouTube video.

All in all, they deserve a high five for somehow being pretty gross (200 boobs in a day!) and doing it all for an amazing cause. Good work, gents. Oh, and you have some boob sweat on your mouth, might wanna wipe that.

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