10 Funny Drinking Toasts You Probably Haven’t Heard

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anonymous

Here’s to the girl with the bright red shoes, smoke your dope and drink your booze. She ain’t got a cherry but that’s not a sin, cuz she still got the box that the cherry came in

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Joe

Oh wow, I wish I knew how to pull shit from an askreddit thread, slap it onto a half-ass slide show and give it some garbage clickbait title, too. You sir, should be ashamed. I hope the ad revenue that goes to your pocket gives you back pains from sitting on too thick of a wallet.

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Pete

Here’s to the breezes, that blows through the treeses, lifting girls skirts above there kneeses, exposing the spot that’s known as the twat, which teases, pleases and spreads diseases.

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