Comedy

The 20 Funniest Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Got some questions about life, love and what it all means? Grab yourself a bag of fortune cookies and eat your way to nirvana, one stale cookie at a time. We can’t promise spiritual enlightenment, but perhaps you’ll find one of these gems of wisdom and have a good laugh.

Hope you didn’t need a cookie to solve that mystery

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