This is barely news by any stretch of the imagination – who does want to get stabbed, after all – but Hayden Panettiere is pretty hot for jailbait even though she dresses like a forty year old Senior VP of Human Resources at Glaxo / Smith-Kline. In a recent interview, the Heroes starlet said “I’m just afraid somebody’s going to stab me one day and think that my power is real and they expect me to start healing. I’ve been thinking about that since the first season.” Yes, because Heroes is a reality show and most of America is dumb enough to think that you’re a she-Wolverine. Is this that “Hollywood elitism” I hear so much about? Read more here.