Every week I find five things that make me proud to live in the Great United States, plus Puerto Rico, Guam and whatever else we own. Let’s get to the Americaning!

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Happy Friday! And we have a wonderful selection of links for you. Hot models, chicks with tattoos and enough retarded pictures to last you through the holiday weekend. So sit down and get your click down!

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We’ve all taken to Facebook to crow about our successes at work – it just feels good to share the good news with your e-friends, especially after you’ve been knocked down for a while. But this guy – well, let’s just say that he may be too excited.

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Debuting as a cow-licked Croesus in the comic books of a simpler time, perpetually pre-teen tycoon Richie Rich has enjoyed a career which has spanned television, film, animation, a brief super-hero career with his aged butler and… gay softcore?

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When John McCain announced that the Alaska governor was his pick for Vice President, the nation let loose a collective “WTF?”

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Little kids and Jersey Shore – is there a better combination? Obviously great minds think alike, because our friends at Babelgum just produced “Little Jersey Shore,” and it rules.

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So everybody’s talking about that big-titted B-lister Jennifer Love Hewitt and her Bedazzled crotch – apparently the new thing to do is, after you get waxed, have your stylist Bedazzle your punani, placing Swarovski crystals all over your swimsuit area for visual effect.

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It’s Thursday! And that means more links! From Octomom to news wipeouts to Mila Kunis to chainsaws, we’ve covered as many bases as we can. Click away!

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his self-described “plastic surgery addict” recently had ten surgeries in a day<, continuing her goal to transform herself into an absolutely artificial being.

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