Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory there, man.
You went to art school for this?
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Terry Jones, that crazy pastor down in Florida who wants to burn the holy hell out of a bunch of copies of the Quran, apparently changed his mind after talking with an Imam who supposedly told him that in order to appease him the planned mosque near Ground Zero would be moved.
This guy is the definition of whipped. His whole life is fail.
This Saturday, it’s the biggest religious throwdown ever televised, as the forces of Jesus (or at least the dumb ones) are out to burn as many Muslim holy books as they can.
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Google instant is just more evidence that the world is moving at a faster and faster pace. Add a little Billy Joel, however and you get something amazing.
In this spoof of Entourage, Johnny Drama takes on former Uncle Jesse and current Broadway star John Stamos in ping pong.
I think if you have this teddy bear coat hanger in your house, you might have some explaining to do.
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