The Facebook page of the Rolla, Missouri Police Department reads, “The Rolla Police Dept. is a team of men & women who all share the same passion & dedication in ensuring that Rolla continues to be a safe & secure place to live, work, play, worship & raise your family.”
It SHOULD also read, “Masters of badassery at Photoshop.” Flaming police cars, vicsious attack dogs, and more animals than the Ringling Bros circus are just a few of the themes incorporated into their anti-drug campaign. Crackheads are rarely this creative in their sales efforts.
This one conveys that drugs are not welcome in Rolla, and violators will be made into instant puppy chow.
A S.W.A.T. team and fiery explosion? I’ll choose life, thank you.
Not exactly sure what the meaning behind this one is, but exploding cars are cool and always grab the attention of impressionable youth.
Everybody loves exotic animals!