Okay, this is some Terminator 2 shiot right here. We’ve got the original model in the form of Angelina Jolie, and then we have the new liquid metal hotness of Megan Fox. Both have pouty lips, inexplicable tattoos and bangin’ bodies – but only one can be Barbarella. Yes, Roger Vadim’s late 60s sci-fi classic is on board the remake train, and all of the news outlets are buzzing over the casting clash behind the scenes – will it be Angelina Jolie or Megan Fox in the title role? Which one is crazier? Which one has the most tattoos? And will either of them manage to be hotter than Jane Fonda was in 1968? Answer: Jolie, Jolie, and no. Everybody go home.