I knew there was a reason I bought a Wii. 24 year old Amanda Flowers from Manchester, England claims that a fall from her Wii Fit balance board has afflicted her with a nervous disorder that transforms even the slightest vibration into an unstoppable tsunami of arousal that often leaves her incapacitated, in the throes of orgasm. She needs to get boned ten times a day to quench this sex-thirst. This is, of course, according to Britain’s Daily Star newspaper, which basically makes stuff up all the time, but whatevs. Full article here. If we’re lucky, maybe she looks like Wii Fit Girl.