Miley Cyrus took a fresh dump of auto-tuned garbage on the YouTubes today with her video for “We Can’t Stop.” While the song is your usual pop garbage of YOLO-esqe lyrics and generic beats, the video is a grand visual of a child star sexed up to the ninth power.
The run down of the video includes twerking teddy bears, making out with Barbie dolls, and a Miley sticking out her tongue every 2.3 seconds. Naturally, tumblr instantly began vomiting up the GIFs at a rapid rate.
When Miley meets a new person she doesn’t handshake anymore, she twerks her introduction.
Bathtubs are the perfect place for practicing twerk skills.
All that water was churned up from underwater ass twerking.
Miley makes the same face when squeezing fruit to see if it’s ripe.
This is what the Disney Channel does to kids.
12-year-old boys do the same thing, just not in music videos.
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