IKEA Bedframes Go XXX in Porn-Site Spoof

Porn dominates the internet, attracting millions of clicks on videos and pictures every second, but what fraction of the users are secretly getting excited over the bedframe? HotMalm.com knows that the sexiest part of a XXX video isn’t the performers, it’s the sweet sultry wood of an IKEA bed.

The website might look naughty, but promises its audience a SFW experience of average quality wooden beds getting hammered, drilled, and plugged in every hole!

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Daily Dot has reported that Hot Malm Team was inspired to share sexy Malm bedframes of every size and color after first experiencing them in college. Surely, everyone can remember the first time they laid in an IKEA Malm, ba dum dmum.

The site offers an array of IKEA bedframes for every pleasure, ebony, blonde, BBM (big beautiful malms) twin, even the taboo animal on malm! Even more kinky than the photos are the Malm webcams. Don’t act like you don’t want to evesdrop on a IKEA bed in the secrecy of a display room.

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Helpful info. Lucky me I discovered your site by accident, and I’m surprised why this twist of fate didn’t took place in advance!
I bookmarked it.

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