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Will Oprah Lick Mitt Romney’s Balls or Bust Them?

The woman whose endorsement put Obama in the White House was in New Hampshire on Friday chilling with his arch enemies — Mitt and Ann Romney.

Oprah Winfrey nuzzled up to Mitt for a feature in her O magazine, reports The Caucus.

So will she lick Mitt’s balls or bust them?

Her ratings nosedived in ’08 after the then-reigning media queen wielded her pop power for political purposes. Her handlers have her wary of taking a stand this go-round.

But c’mon, Oprah. This time you’ve got less to lose after four years of career catastrophe. At least a sneak attack on Romney would inject election-season steroids into the buttocks of your atrophied relevance. We want some nasty.

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