Will Oprah Lick Mitt Romney’s Balls or Bust Them?

The woman whose endorsement put Obama in the White House was in New Hampshire on Friday chilling with his arch enemies — Mitt and Ann Romney.

Oprah Winfrey nuzzled up to Mitt for a feature in her O magazine, reports The Caucus.

So will she lick Mitt’s balls or bust them?

Her ratings nosedived in ’08 after the then-reigning media queen wielded her pop power for political purposes. Her handlers have her wary of taking a stand this go-round.

But c’mon, Oprah. This time you’ve got less to lose after four years of career catastrophe. At least a sneak attack on Romney would inject election-season steroids into the buttocks of your atrophied relevance. We want some nasty.

Leave a comment

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s