The 20 Awesomest Midgets

It can’t be easy being a little person. Not only are they walking around all day in direct line of fire of farts, but they’re denied access on nearly every roller coaster at Six Flags. Not to mention opening jars with those tiny fingers can’t be easy. Yet, for all the hardships these guys take, we can’t deny how much joy they bring us in movies like Bad Santa, Willow or The Wizard of Oz. Here’s 20 shorties who didn’t let their size determine their level of awesomeness.

At 2 ft 10 inches John and Greg Rice held the world record for shortest living twins. Oh, and the guys we’re self made millionaires

You can’t see it, but there’s a Delta employee out of shot dangling lollipops for motivation

Midget Tossing: When your fiancee tells you no strippers at the bachelor party

Let’s get ready to RUUUMBLE!!!

If you want a lap dance, she’s gonna need a step ladder

Probably one of the greatest photos in the history of the Internet: Asian dwarf with a mullet owning the court

That’s dwarf rapper  Midget Mac getting his “meet and greet” on with a loyal fan

KISS have slapped their name on just about every product imaginable, including little people

A Mini KISS concert may sound fun, until the acid kicks in, then things get really scary

Before he was being shot out of cannons in a diaper, Jackass star Jason Acuna was a professional skateboarder

I have no clue what this group does, but I’m betting their show is worth every penny of the ticket price

If you have a problem, say cleaning out an air duct, maybe you can hire… The a-Team

They may not have the size of the WWE, but there’s still a lot of fight in the Micro Wrestling Federation

Every day for Verne Troyer must be like that movie Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

We can’t imagine a better foul mouthed elf than Tony Cox

This is what happens when Santa’s elves go overboard on the egg nog

Insert your own mini Judas Priest/Hells Angels/Sons of Anarchy joke here

To the best of our knowledge, this was not photoshopped

Actor Warwick Davis has had a long film career, appearing in Return of the Jedi, Willow, and the Harry Potter movies

Wee horse for a wee man

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