Well, you really screwed up now. You just had to show your mom how to use a computer, then, if that wasn't enough, you told her about the social networking virus that is Facebook. Pretty soon dear old mom is going to be commenting on those scandalous photos from college, asking about the meaning of "MILF", and making dirty jokes about your father. It's probably best to just follow the lead of these poor folks, change your identity and revert to living off the grid in Madagascar. That's not overreacting, right?