Clowns aren’t supposed to be scary, but for some reason they scare the crap out of people. Blame it on Stephen King, blame it on James Carpenter, the point is, that if an orange haired man wearing bright makeup ask if you’d like to play a game – you’re probably gonna die. These 20 Halloween clowns won’t be serving you happy meals, making balloon animals or inviting you to play the Grand Prize Game. They’re straight from the devil’s circus tent and they don’t play nice.
Remember, kids, too much cotton candy will give you clown gut.
Last trip to the candy store. EVER.
Not the kind of guy you want marching in a parade beside you.
You can bet she’ll probably have some serious issues with the balloons and doing laundry. That’s IF she lives…
Like puppets were’t already scary enough, there’s got to be a clown puppet?! Break out the lighter fluid before this thing hides under your bed.
There’s something scarier hiding in the attic besides mice.
He doesn’t care if you’ve been naughty or nice, you’re still gonna die.
That’s not clown makeup on her hands…
The sideshow freak guide from Rob Zombie’s House of 1,000 Corpses.
Stephen King pretty much ruined any enjoyment of Bozo or the circus for us with IT.
Is it too late for an abortion?
She’s a HUGE fan of saltwater taffy and thinks brushing is for losers.
Somebody get the gun and send this rainbow haired freak back to hell.
Run, little dog, run before it’s too late!
A clown truly worthy of terror, John Wayne Gacy.
Children are a staple of any evil clown’s diet.
The beginning of Michael Meyers…
The ’80s cult comedy/horror classic Killer Klowns From Outer Space.
This creepshow is from an old cereal commercial. Because nothing makes kids want a bowl of sugary cereal more than a clown with dead eyes of pure terror.
Those aren’t balloon animals in her shirt – hey oh!