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Ballsack Christmas Ornament is What You Need Dangling From Your Tree

It’s about time that your tree grow a pair. Yes, that’s an ornament molded after a nutsack. I’m actually kind of surprised this hasn’t been done before, we’ve got truck nuts, so why not apply that same “classy” idea to the Christmas tree?

Bauballs, ballsack ornament

No longer does your spruce have to remain a sexless living room decoration. Now, thanks to testicular cancer organization Orchid, your tree can dangle its holiday jewels for everyone to see. I think we call all agree that glass genitalia is exactly what was missing with Christmas. If only Charlie Brown had picked up a pair of Bauballs


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