Run for your lives, it’s snowing, motherf*#kers! If you find yourself in the middle of this weekend’s winter storm, before you hunker down on the couch for a Netflix marathon, ask yourself “where did I park my car?” Seriously, don’t make the same mistake with your car as these unfortunate drivers.
You’ve just got to get a sunroof they said. You’ll love it so much they told you… assholes.
It’s like a dog sticking its nose out from under a blanket. A dirty, snow covered blanket.
Just pay a couple of neighborhood kids $5 and they should have your car out by August.
It’s not as bad as it looks. Only kidding, this driver is screwed.
On the bright side… ummm, yeah, sorry, there is no bright side.
Thought you’d be safe from the icy grip of winter in a parking garage? Think again, chump.
First person to dig out a tire gets a free car!
Reason #233 not to live in North Dakota.
Good luck picking up the ladies in this snow covered hoopty.