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Music Faceoff: ’90s One-Hit Wonders vs. ’00s One-Hit Wonders

Welcome to Music Faceoff, the totally legit series where music competes against itself. In this edition we actually fight two huge competitors’ one-hit-wonders: the ’90s vs the ’00s. Who will win this completely fair and sincere battle?! Let’s get started with our ten rounds starting with…

10. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by Crash Test Dummies vs. You’re Beautiful by James Blunt (his mom helped him a lot)

Winner: The ’90s with Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm by Crash Test Dummies



9.Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill vs. Gasolina by Daddy Yankee (if a song like this really can be “by” anyone)

Winner: The ’90s with Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill



8. Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus vs. With Arms Wide Open by Creed (co-written by Joseph Smith)

Winner: The ’90s with Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus


7. I Wish by Skee Lo vs. I Love College by Asher Roth (but passed down orally in frats for centuries)

Winner: The ’90s with I Wish by Skee Lo


6. Just a Friend by Biz Markie vs. Tipsy by J-Kwon (the song was mostly accidental as J-Kwon suffered a heart attack and fell on his dog & microphone)

Winner: The ’90s with Just a Friend by Biz Markie



5. Tom’s Diner by Susanne Vega vs. Rockstar by Nickelback (technically just a mash-up of every song made prior back to 1994)

Winner: The ’90s with Tom’s Diner by Susanne Vega



4. Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot vs. Hey There Delilah by Plain White T’s (co-written by Hanes for sick marketing potential via band name)

Winner:The ’90s with Baby Got Back by Sir Mix a Lot



3. No Rain by Blind Melon vs. Buy You a Drank by T-Pain (and a very sick robot)

Winner: The ’90s with No Rain by Blind Melon



2. I Would Walk 500 Miles by The Proclaimers vs. Sk8Tr Boi by Avril Lavigne (and only three corporations)

Winner: The ’90s with I Would Walk 500 Miles by The Proclaimers



1. Glycerine by Bush vs. Who Let the Dogs Out by The Baja Men (now known as the Baja unemployed)

Winner: Winner: The ’90s with Glycerine by Bush


And the Winner is…

DA-90S

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