It’s Neeson Season my friends. What? You haven’t heard of Neeson Season?! Why it’s that special time of year when your daughter’s been kidnapped by a pack of sex trafficking wolves. Still not ringing any bells? You know, it’s that glorious holiday between New Year’s Day and Christmas Eve when your lesbian wife asks you to break some carny’s fingers and Batman calls upon you for help. C’mon, nothing?
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