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Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down the Sexual Web of the Petraeus Scandal

Having a tough time keeping up with the military’s very own soap opera that has come to be known as the Petraeus scandal? Not to worry, ill informed citizen. Jimmy Kimmel’s breaking down the sexual web of deceit and how it somehow involves Justin Bieber and FOX.

He also gives fair warning how this sort of thing could happen to any one of us. It’s probably in your best interest to never send an email or have sex again. In fact, just get rid of that penis, it’s only going to get you involved in a national conspiracy.

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