Every week I find five things that happened in America over the last seven days and do my best to understand them. This week: Noah Cyrus, condiments, brutal rugby injuries and more.So Hannah Montana, uh, Miley Cyrus’s sister is starting a lingerie line…

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Unless you’re the kind of person who likes to do cartwheels down to the rock-climbing store to buy new Velcro straps for your muscle-powered moon shoes, you probably get around town the same way I do…

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This week’s Friday Facebook Fail is a classic setup. Dude gets a message from a hot chick on FB. Dude maybe says… a little too much to the hot chick. Hot chick destroys him utterly.

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This link dump is has everything you could ever want. Bikini chicks, crazy stunts, stupid people and mixed martial arts awesomeness. You know what to do…

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So bargain airline Spirit Air either needs to fire their ad agency or give them the biggest bonus in the world. Sure, you can fly for only nine bucks, but you might be picking curly hair out of your teeth when you get there. Peep the hilarious ad under the jump.

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Are you ready for the greatest thing that’s going to happen to you today? Here it is: Aliens, the entire movie, told as a ten-minute rap song. This is the ten minutes you’ll remember on your deathbed.

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Rush is the granddaddy of Republican talk radio, paving the way for the Glenn Becks of the world, and just for that he should earn our scorn.

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Love is a battlefield, sang Pat Benatar… and in the game of life, both love and battle involve some serious pounding of the crotch. Here are some of my favorite blows to the baby-maker!

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I can’t believe that competitive eating is actually a sport. Heck, it’s on ESPN and everything! What started as a bunch of portly dudes going belly-to-belly has become a worldwide phenomenon, where people of all races, creeds and colors compete to consume…

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