Just because some jungle witch doctor or bath salt junkie takes pleasure in the consumption of human flesh, that doesn’t mean it’s right for you. C.A.N.N.I.B.A.L. spokesperson Andy Samberg wants to remind people everywhere, that there are plenty of non-human alternatives out there for your next meal. Try a hamburger instead of your neighbor, trust us, they’ll thank you.
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