Tracy Morgan is America’s favorite crazy person. It’s only right that he should have a crazy freaking shark tank. It’s the natural order of things.
So, this is a video of Tracy Morgan’s new custom Jaws-themed shark tank being revealed to him on an Animal Planet show called Tanked, which apparently exists. My absolutely favorite thing about the tank and the craziest thing about it is that Tracy requested the tank have one of the designer’s arms and one of the other’s legs. What? Who thinks of that? And then they did it! Well, they made a mold of their arm and leg and then made bitten off versions of them.
Oh, and his face at the end when he’s talking about his next project? Priceless.
I could watch Tracy Morgan read the phone book. He’d probably talk about how he was going to get everyone in it pregnant.