Whether you’re drooling over him, laughing at his jokes, gripping your seats in suspense, or rolling your eyes, you know that Tom Cruise is the epitome of Hollywood legend. Take a look at some of these hilarious, classic, and memorable quotes from Tom Cruise throughout his movie career.
There is life in every breath …
-The Last Samurai
Porsche. There is no substitute.
I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial, starring you, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not sleep until that happens. I’ll give you fifteen minutes to call me back.
And then there’s the legendary “Show me the money” as well as “You complete me”.
I am the last barman poet. I see America drinking the fabulous cocktails I make. Americans getting stinky on something I stir or shake. The sex on the beach. The schnapps made from peach. The velvet hammer. The Alabama slammer. I make things with juice and froth. The pink squirrel. The three-toed sloth. I make drinks so sweet and snazzy. The iced tea. The kamakazi. The orgasm. The death spasm. The Singapore sling. The dingaling. America you’ve just been devoted to every flavor I got. But if you want to got loaded. Why don’t you just order a shot? Bar is open.
Is the colonel’s underwear a matter of national security?
-A Few Good Men
That man right there is my brother and if he doesn’t get to watch ‘People’s Court’ in about 30 seconds, he’s gonna throw a fit right here on your porch.
Why can’t you say you like my hat?
-Far and Away
If I used “I feel the need for speed”, I think that may be too easy, so …
Goose, even you could get laid in a place like this.
Hey Ray, wouldn’t it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to Jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks.
Evildoers are easier, and they taste better.
-Interview With The Vampire
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