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Groundbreaking New Medicine Lowers IQ to Make Life More Bearable

The world’s a tough place for people with higher IQs. Dumb people are the majority and constantly clogging up the pipeline with bad judgement and poor choices. All that stupidity floating around can really get a person feeling down and lonely.

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Thankfully, there’s a revolutionary new pill called MinusIQ that actually lowers one’s IQ, bringing them into the majority. No longer do you have to feel like an outsider. Shed that self awareness and embrace the bland, the stupid and the mind-numbing. The execs at TLC and MTV have been taking it for years.

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