Kids are unfettered fountains of honesty and hilarity, even when it comes to school assignments. Here are the funniest homework answers ever turned in to the teacher.
Addition is hard.
Good use of the word “butts.” 5 extra points.
It’s important to have a healthy and active sex life, even at 100.
This is also his Mother’s Day card.
The “Well, I never!” is implied in the teacher’s handwriting.
They sure do.
Basho was never so succinct at expressing annoyance.
Phonics homework turned into an ethics assignment.
It’s important to learn subtlety at a young age.
No one likes a cold Katherine.
Traditional signs are no longer acceptable.
This kid was raised right.
Further evidence of good parenting.
This took an unexpected turn.
The longest possible time before more church!
The “…dumbass” is implied.
Some issues are coming up here.