“Science” has now discovered that dinosaurs died not because of some meteor hitting Earth, but because of their fabulous homosexual lifestyle.
It all makes so much sense now. Of course dinosaurs went extinct because of their homosexual ways! I wouldn’t be surprised if the first dinos started dropping dead somewhere in what is now New York or San Francisco. Perhaps if these great lizards of hedonism hadn’t been so preoccupied with their violent sodomitic ways they’d still be roaming the planet today.
You’ve only got yourselves to blame, you big gay dinos.