Britney Spears? N’Sync? Vanilla Ice? Chaka Kahn? No… Surprising as it may be, the worst music ever wasn’t sang by any of them. Ladies and Gentlemen, meet BrokenNCYDE. Truly, the most awful band ever.
Or the best comedians ever, not quite sure yet.
The mixture of autotune and scream-o rock says, in a not so subtle manner, “We don’t know shit about music, melody, harmony, rhythm or anything having to do with that stuff that takes time to learn.”
It looks like the entire band just got their allowance and ran down to the nearest SuperCuts to achieve their totally craptastic look, then off to Hot Topic for their Ashlee Simpson meets Marilyn Manson wardrobe. Top that off with Mercedes Benz and chicks in Bikinis, and my mind is officially fucking blown. I almost HAVE to believe their goal was to suck.
If you’d like to see them live and throw various rotting fruit and vegetables at them, here’s their upcoming tour dates courtesy of their hilarious Myspace page. Oh, look, they’re going to be in Flevoland this weekend!