What happens in the mind of a simpleton suburban boy to make him yearn for the prison-hardened street cred of an urban OG baller? Psychologists are puzzled, and we really don’t care. What we do know is that these moronic posers are straight up hilarious
, yo. Without a hint of irony, clueless sons of soccer moms grasp for a culture they can’t hope to understand—as if for the sole purpose of entertaining the rest of us. And so we bring you the 20 most ridiculous suburban home slices of the internet—with quotes from our heroes and some choice commentary.