Watch LeBron go to town on a box of pizza…
As if the job market wasn’t bad enough, now we have to worry about machines even taking the jobs of our pizza delivery men and women.
Don’t interrupt your Halo 4 marathon session by actually ordering your pizza on the phone.
Mmmmm, mmmm, that is some tasty heart disease.
Eat at Papa John’s now and you’ve chosen more than just shitty pizza.
Pizza Hut’s got a message for the world: “F U, you’ll eat what we tell you to and you’ll come back asking for seconds!” Eat this pizza and your stomach may just file a restraining order against you.
If you play TMNT with a pal, it’s an argument that’s simply inevitable. That being said, Michelangelo is a punk.