Okay, you know you have weight issues when you make a machine gun look tiny. This guy probably keeps spare clips of ammo under his titty folds.
Emo is like the worst thing that ever happened to humanity. Take your pink jeans and your Sharpie scribble and take that shizz back to Mars where it belongs.
The thing about Facebook that sucks is that people can “tag” you in pictures you’d rather not be identified with. But on Myspace, you’re responsible for your own steez. So this guy chose to let the world know that this is how he rolls. Think about that for a second.
Interests: battling evil, manorexia, NOT MOWING THE STUPID LAWN, DAD!
What am I saying? This guy owns.