So we reported earlier in the week on DMX’s hilarious MMA debut being called off because the ridiculous rapper insisted that his contract include a clause where he won the fight. This ain’t pro wrestling, man. So the promoter dropped him from the card, is slapping him with a lawsuit, and has found an alternate to fight actor Eric Martinez. And that alternate is… Coolio. Yep, you heard me – Coolio is stepping into the cage on December 12th in Birmingham, Alabama. I’m about a minute away from chartering a bus and bringing a full film crew down for this one. TMZ has the confirmation.