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My Craigslist Roommate, Max Payne

You never know what kind of roommate you’re going to get off Craigslist, and Max Payne is a total buzzkill. Seriously, does the guy have to brood about his wife and kid 24/7? The guy is never gonna be able to move on if he’s constantly drowning himself in the bottle and plotting revenge. Maybe he could try Internet dating or something, I don’t know, just brainstorming here..

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