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Too-Fat Prisoner Gets Stuck in Hole, Botches Jailbreak

fat man botches brazil jailbreak prison escape

A fatass prisoner botched a Brazil jailbreak when his beer gut got him lodged in a hole smashed through a concrete wall.

Rafael Valadao, who tips the scales around 225 pounds, made for a hilarious spectacle as his fleshy torso left him lodged helplessly during an attempted prison escape in Ceres, Brazil.

fat man botches brazil jailbreak prison escape

A skinnier con made it out ahead of him, but the jailbirds waiting in line for freedom were thwarted by their buddy’s girth, reports the Daily Mail.

Valadao lay bleeding in the hole, with one shoe off and his jeans dropped down below his army-green underpants.

Firefighters had to come and rescue the the numbskull, who “was screaming in pain,” according to police. “He Seemed to have underestimated the size of his stomach.”

fat man botches brazil jailbreak prison escape
fat man botches brazil jailbreak prison escape

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